Archive for April, 2004

Unfuckingbelievable

April 30th, 2004

From The O’Franken Factor weblog:

RIGHT-WING TV CORPORATION REFUSES TO HONOR FALLEN TROOPS

The Sinclair Broadcast Group has ordered its ABC-affiliated TV stations not to air this Friday’s Nightline special in which Ted Koppel will “read the name, rank and age of more than 700 dead troops as their photos are shown.”

Sinclair executives have donated more than $16,000 in hard money to Bush and $120,000 in soft money to Republicans (and $0 to Democrats) since 2000 alone. Sinclair Vice President Mark Hyman regularly appears in nationally broadcast editorial segments, ranting about what he calls the “loony left,” and the “hate-America crowd.” And, as the Baltimore Sun has reported, Sinclair makes a point of covering upbeat stories about Iraq that, its executives claim, the so-called “liberal media” don’t think are newsworthy.

Sinclair, in other words, is yet another media shill for the Bush administration. And shills for the Bush administration don’t want those names read. Blocking the Nightline episode is right in line with Brit Hume’s minimization of the danger in Iraq, the Pentagon’s denial of public access to photos of returning coffins, and President Bush’s refusal to attend a single funeral for a U.S. soldier killed during or since the invasion. It’s about ignoring the consequences of the war.

And it’s shameless.

This isn’t about right versus left. It’s about far right versus decent. Here’s what Leroy Sievers, the executive producer of Nightline, had to say about the special episode:

These people have paid the ultimate price in our name, and it’s important to remember them whether you think the price is worth it or not. It may not be great television. But it’s the right thing to do, and that’s why we’re doing it.

We’ll be talking about this on tomorrow’s show. In the meantime, the Sinclair Broadcast Group can be reached at 410-568-1500.

End of an Era….sort of…

April 28th, 2004

Mark your calendars: The series finale of Angel will be May 19.

angel

Hey Crackhead…

April 26th, 2004

Fun with Craigslist Rants & Raves. “I am hella pissed at you dude.” [link via freakgirl]

“This is the story of your mom’s life.”

April 21st, 2004

“The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest challenges entrants to pen the world’s most atrocious first line to a novel.” Check out this year’s winners.

A pox on thee!

April 20th, 2004

An aboriginal woman in Australia put a curse on the prime minister. Awesome. I think there should be more room for curses in modern politics.

Remember

April 20th, 2004

Today is the fifth anniversary of the Columbine shootings. Everyone take a minute today to hug your kids, then write a nasty letter to the NRA.

Ass Master

April 19th, 2004

I haven’t been watching the new season of The Bachelor, but I am enjoying the recaps on Television Without Pity. Evidently, on the last episode, one of the women wore a thong bikini by the pool, and recapper Djb had this to say:

“She tells us she’s wearing the thong so that she can be “tan and pretty” for her date. In her assless chaps? To the gay rodeo?”

God I love TWOP.

We missed you, Mark

April 16th, 2004

My boyfriend Mark Morford is back after a hiatus and is thoroughly thrashing The Passion of the Christ for his triumphant return. My favorite part:

It lasted more than a full half hour, the central beating scene, wherein a squad of monosyllabic demon Romans chain Jesus to a stone and feverishly flay him to oozing pulp on one side, then casually flip him over like a veal cutlet and thrash the other side until he is nothing but a puddle of dripping stage blood and flappy flesh and cavernous moans.

You catch glimpses of this revolting cartoonishness through barely parted fingers and you think, goddammit, there goes half an hour of my vital life force that I will require much sex and vodka and Buddhism to recover. And you realize, with a sort of perfect and holy divine clarity, that Mel Gibson is utterly, thoroughly insane.

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Remember “Jaws”? Remember how that flick traumatized the entire Boomer generation back in ‘75? Same thing. “Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the church … WHIPWHIPTHRASHARRRGGGH.”