So I just read that the little bottle Britney was seen chugging from was a ginseng energy thing instead of a mini liquor bottle. My bad. So sue me, like YOU would have given her the benefit of the doubt?
Archive for July, 2004
I was just reading this amazing piece about our fair city written by one of my favorite people.
If you can’t deal with the barking dogs and the traffic, the endless driving and the lack of rain, it doesn’t want you here. Neither do we.
Awesome.
How much do I love this picture? This is our girl Britney in Malibu downing miniature liquor bottles and chasing with Red Bull. God I love her. She’s so unabashedly white trash. [image from defamer]
I’m 27 today. And I’m totally OK with that. I don’t mind getting older at all. I think that life just keeps getting better. I’m surrounded by my friends and family who love me, and that’s the best thing in the world.
The duck population in the United States has dropped 11 percent from a year ago. That’s a lot of ducks.
Michael Moore has posted his sources for all the claims made in Fahrenheit 9/11. Check them out.
It happened over the weekend, but I wanted to wish one my very best friends and his NEW FIANCEE a big fat squishy, heartfelt, weepy congratulations on their engagement!
Congrats, Cooper and Alicia! I love you guys!
You know, when Bush is voted out of office and the Congress swings back to the left again, because people are tired of being lied to and deceived, this will all seem somewhat funny.
And when I said “when” in that sentence, I said it VERY deliberately. Not “if” but “when”. Because it’s time to start borrowing a card from Cheney’s deck, when he talks about the Saddam/Osama ties. Say something as if it’s absolutely true, and most people will believe you.
So I don’t want to hear any more “ifs” or “I hopes” from you people. It’s time to start pulling a Jedi Mind Trick on anybody out there who isn’t already convinced that we need some new blood in Washington. Convince everybody you can — yourself first of all — that Bush WILL lose this November. Speak/write with confidence, as if it’s already happened, already in the bag, so if they’re thinking about voting for Bush, they may as well just stay home.
This is a trick the Republicans use to great effect all too often, and there’s no reason that we can’t use it too.
- GeekBoy, on freakgirl’s site
