And what is this I hear - Britney Spears is pregnant??! Good lord, people, I’m gone all of two weeks and you let this happen??
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And what is this I hear - Britney Spears is pregnant??! Good lord, people, I’m gone all of two weeks and you let this happen??
I did what I could…I flew out to the coast and I said “Britney, now, do you REALLY want to do this? C’mon, it’s K-Fed’s baby for god’s sake! Get rid of it!!”…but she just wasn’t listening. She lit up another cigarette, ordered another can of Budweiser from the poolboy/waiter, and told me to mind my own damn business. “But Brit,” I said, “I’ve got friends who are out of the country right now and they’ll just flip when they hear this! Can’t you hold off on getting pregnant just a bit longer? You should be recording another album, going on tour…ANYTHING OTHER THAN HAVING K-FED’S BABY!” She slapped me, and called security…I decided it was a good time to leave…