I wish I could accurately express to you the immenseness of my cat’s ass.
This picture doesn’t really do it justice, but the view-from-above does let you get a nice view of her sausage-like shape.
She is a pretty girl, though…
Archive for September, 2005
Britney Spears has given birth, apparently, to a boy whom she has named Preston. That is just so white trash I can’t stand it. Not that Preston is, by nature, a white trash name, but coming from Britney Spears and K-Fed, it is. Because, as Gawker says, “… names like Preston help to gloss over the hard reality of a baby born wearing a wifebeater.”
Well slap me silly and call me Shirley - Bush has taken personal responsibility for failures at the federal level in dealing with Hurricane Katrina. As well he should. I’m just flabbergasted that he actually did.
So we brought home our new JACUZZI bathtub today, and by this time next week, it shall be settled in its new spot in our bathroom. Isn’t it lovely? I can’t wait to luxuriate within it 
Once again, the Go Fug Yourself ladies have me rolling on the floor.
I have no idea who this poor woman is, but my favorite part of this post is “…There is no sort of sartorial version of the Pythagorean theorem wherein, like, very high boots + longish shirt = pants“.
As a candlemaker, I shouldn’t plug another company’s candles, but these are just so yummy. I am currently burning the Mango Tangerine in the living room and the Wasabi Mint in my office. They are truly delicious.
They’re not as pretty as mine, though…
Meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Bobby Henderson, a “concerned citizen”, wrote a letter to the Kansas School Board, because they were considering teaching Intelligent Design in schools. His argument was that if they were going to teach alternate theories of the creation of the universe, that they had to teach his theory, that of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Among his “church’s” teachings is the belief that global warming is caused by the decline in the pirate population since the 1800s.
” I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t. “
WWFSMD?
OK, so there are no “Before” shots because we suck, but here are some “During” the remodel shots of our bathroom.
I ripped out all this drywall. Aww yea.
This was/is the shower. It took Hawk two and a half days to rip down the tile. Sledgehammers are fun
The sink/vanity area.
The floor. It was that lovely black/white/gray checkmarked pattern that is still around the toilet.
My man. He’s hot covered in drywall dust!
James Marsters has joined the cast of Smallville. While I was glad to see that my boyfriend is getting some new work, the photo of him as Professor Milton Fine in the linked Zap2it article concerned me a little, because dude’s starting to look oooooooooooold.
